★★★ WELCOME TO OFFICIAL HOMEPAGE OF CHINA'S NUMBER ONE ROBOT XIANXINGZHE (先行者) ★★★ THE FORERUNNER OF WORLD PEACE AND DESTROYER OF CAPITALISM ★★★ EQUIPPED WITH LEGENDARY CROTCH CANNON (中華キャノン) ★★★ MADE IN CHINA YEAR 2000 ★★★ BEST TECHNOLOGY OF 4000 YEARS ★★★

★ 先行者 XIANXINGZHE ★
CHINA FIRST BIPEDAL HUMANOID ROBOT !!

Completed on November 29, 2000 by National University of Defense Technology
Height: 140cm | Weight: 20kg | Walk speed: 2 steps per second !!


★ HISTORY OF THE MEME ★


★ ANIMATED GIFS ★

ASCII Art
Classic ASCII Art – Thank YOU!!

★ THE LEGENDARY CROTCH CANNON ★

Japanese internet people (Samurai Damasii website, March 2001) discover secret weapon!! They say the joint near the crotch is actually CROTCH CANNON / 中華キャノン / Chinese Cannon !!

Step 1 Step 2 Step 3
Shake body to stir energy from ground Do many squats until energy charge reach 120% FIRE CROTCH CANNON !!!!
Make enemy die of laughter

★ OFFICIAL VIDEOS ★